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Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon Noem donned massive fake breasts while chatting with models, The Daily Mail revealed, with intel agents claiming the bizarre fetish could have been used as blackmail against the high-level Trump official.
On Tuesday – coincidentally 2026 Trans Day of Visibility and Noem’s official last day – The Mail published a titillating exposé on Bryon, 56, featuring photos of him wearing women’s clothing with giant fake breasts stuffed beneath his shirt, presumed to be balloons.
Kristi Noem’s husband is a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake bre*sts and pink hotpants to chat with online f*tish models.
— Josh Boswell (@JoshTBoswell) March 31, 2026
Yes you read that right.
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According to The Mail, Bryon, an insurance tycoon, would wear the outfits while chatting online with “bimbofication” models who had massive amounts of saline injected into their breasts, to whom he would also send money.
The Mail spoke with some of the models Bryon allegedly contracted who relayed his fascination with ridiculously large breasts, and obtained texts, WhatsApp messages and photos of him wearing large fake breasts as well.
Via The Mail:
Bryon got in contact with a model using the pseudonym ‘Jason Jackson,’ complimenting her ‘amazing’ curves and vowing to worship her like a ‘goddess,’ according to messages seen by the Daily Mail.
In texts and audio calls, the pair shared everything from mundane daily chit-chat to spicy banter about her augmented chest.
‘How are your boobs?’ he asked her. ‘Would you ever go bigger?’
The model sent him an array of topless selfies and lingerie shots.
‘Jason’ apparently felt relaxed enough to reciprocate with photos of himself wearing skimpy outfits and lopsided DIY breasts.
‘You turn me into a girl,’ he said. ‘Should I put on leggings?’
One model also claimed Bryon at times would voice concerns about his marriage, saying “I love my wife, I want to get better,” and go on a hiatus before returning to the fetish sites.
Discussing Bryon’s fetish for “3000cc-plus boobs,” the model stated, “It’s called bimbofication. People who modify their body to look like a doll. The Barbie look…His kink is for huge, huge ridiculous boobs.”
Bryon also discussed his wife’s rumored dalliance with former Trump official Corey Lewandowski, telling one of the models, saying, “I know. There’s nothing I can do about it.”
Noem has publicly denied the affair.
The Mail spoke with former CIA officer Marc Polymeropoulos, who claimed the information had the potential to have been used by bad actors to blackmail the DHS secretary.
“If a media organization can find this out, you can assume with a high degree of confidence that a hostile intelligence service knows this as well,” Polymeropoulos said.
“Damaging information like this can be a tantalizing lead for a hostile intelligence service,” Polymeropoulos added. “They approach the person and say, if you work with us we won’t expose this, and if you don’t, we will. That’s espionage 101.”
A former Soviet spy also highlighted the potential for blackmail.
“It’s astounding that somebody whose spouse is at that level has that kind of bad judgment,” said former KGB deep-cover sleeper agent Jack Barsky.
Confronted on his fetish and sordid conversations with models by The Mail, Bryon did not deny the allegations, he did however push back against claims he may have made statements that could have been used as blackmail against his wife.
“Yeah, I made no comments like that, that would lead to that,” Bryon replied. “I deny the second part of that.”
Bryon sat behind Noem as she was questioned by Congress in the first week of March.
Embed from Getty ImagesNoem was fired by President Trump earlier this month after ICE agents killed two American citizens in Minneapolis, Minn.
The Mail reports: “Bryon appears to have curtailed his messaging around January of this year, just as his wife was overseeing the controversial deportation surge in Minneapolis in which two US citizens were shot dead by ICE agents.”
Representatives for the former DHS secretary say she is distraught over the allegations, telling The New York Post, “Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.”
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